Food for Thought You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
Month: February 2012
Food for Thought The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is garlic breath.
Food for Thought Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
Food for Thought My girlfriend thinks that Iâ€™m a stalker. Well, sheâ€™s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Food for Thought Next time you wave at someone, try to use all your fingers.
Food for Thought Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.