As if tobacco companies didn’t have enough nicotine-stained alligators climbing up their asses, newly uncovered documents indicate that tobacco companies used candy cigarettes as a way to introduce young children to the joys of smoking/lung cancer. Of course, the major tobacco manufacturers vehemently deny such scurrilous accusations.
In other related news, medical equipment manufacturers are planning a new line of oxygen cylinders for emphysema patients, that will feature cartoon characters.
