As if tobacco companies didn’t have enough nicotine-stained alligators climbing up their asses, newly uncovered documents indicate that tobacco companies used candy cigarettes as a way to introduce young children to the joys of smoking/lung cancer. Of course, the major tobacco manufacturers vehemently deny such scurrilous accusations.

GIBBLEGUTS.COM RANT
A British poll reveals that Prince Edward’s wife,
Sophie Rhys-Jones, the Countess of Insipid, is
regarded as the most useless member of the
Royal Family. This in itself is quite a feat,
considering who she was up against:
Fergie, the Duchess of Pork, who has the same
grace and style as Rosanne Barr in a bar fight.
Prince Charles, who spent [...]

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History Re-Written
The Scientific American journal reported this week that a Himalayan rabbit herder has inadvertently stumbled across the remains of what anthropologists believe to be a prehistoric nerd.