Did you know the average senior eats his own weight in prescription pills every year?  

When you’re 100 years old, something as simple as walking in the rain without a coat can be dangerous.

What could possible be funny about a Little old lady shopping for Rump Roast you ask?

Granny Gert’s Paddleless Ping pong Flash cartoon
Ping Pong like you’ve never seen it played before.
Go ahead, give it your best shot. She’ll beat you with
both hands behind her back. Don’t believe me?
…Give it a try.