Food for Thought Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
Food for Thought Q. If you’ve got one green ball in one hand and another green ball in the other, what do you have? A. The undivided attention of the Incredible Hulk.
Food for Thought Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Food for Thought If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood.
Food for Thought A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.
Food for Thought To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Food for Thought You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.