Food for Thought “Q: If mothers have Mother’s Day and fathers have Father’s Day, what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
Food for Thought Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Food for Thought If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood.
Food for Thought A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.
Food for Thought To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Food for Thought If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
Food for Thought Don’t sweat it God. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.