FOOD FOR THOUGHT Nothing is REALLY lost until your mom or wife can’t find it.
Food For Thought If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
Food for Thought If you never jumped from one couch to another to avoid lava, you never had a childhood.
Food for Thought Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
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Food for Thought Q. What do politicians and sperm have in common? A. Only one in 10,000 actually works.
Food for Thought A true friend stabs you in the front.