Food for Thought A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Food for Thought I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go… it makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
Food for Thought Closing all of your Facebook tabs before your boss gets there is like trying to put your keys in the door before the killer gets you!
Food for Thought If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood.
Food for Thought A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.
Food for Thought To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Food for Thought Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.