Food For Thought Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Food For ThoughtBe the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
Food For Thought “You are what you eat…” That’s strange. I don’t think I’ve eaten any sexy beasts today.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT Nothing is REALLY lost until your mom or wife can’t find it.
Food For Thought If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
Food for Thought If you never jumped from one couch to another to avoid lava, you never had a childhood.
Food For Thought Karma is like a rubber band… You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and snaps you in the face.