Food for Thought Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
Food for Thought My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Food for Thought Next time you wave at someone, try to use all your fingers.
Food for Thought Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Food for Thought Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
Food for Thought If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Food for Thought Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.