Mohamed Al Fayed, father of Dodi and possible father-in-law of Princess Diana, filed a lawsuit against the CIA, claiming they have documents proving the Royal Family had the pair killed. He could be right, it was actually a CIA agent in that tunnel, disguised as a cement pillar.
A few more things to rant about…
Canadian Navy officials are surprised to learn of a report that uncovered numerous sexual liaisons between the crew of navy ships after they went co-ed. In upcoming US/Canada naval exercises, the US intends firing Viagra-loaded projectiles at the Canadian vessels.
A California judge has cleared the way for a class action suit against Microsoft. The suit alleges Microsoft overcharged consumers. In retaliation, Bill Gates is buying California.
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