Sandwiches in bed
A guy and a girl want to make out. So they go to the girl's house and
before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps
on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we
are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I
say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer."
With this, the two get onto the
top bunk and gettin it on. First the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney!
Baloney!" Then she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then
she switches back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's
sister yells, "If you're going to make sandwiches up there, you'd
better not spill any mayonnaise on me or I'm telling mom!"