One Sunday during his sermon, a preacher asks the congregation how many are willing to forgive their enemies. They all raise their hands except for one elderly lady in the back pew.
The preacher notices and asks, "Mrs. Jones, why aren't you willing to forgive your enemies?"
"Well, I don't have any," she replies.
"Mrs. Jones, you're 93 years old and have no enemies? How is this possible?"
"It's easy," she says. "I simply outlived the bitches."'