Flat Chested Lady Needs a Bra
A very flat-chested woman finally decided that she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
She entered an upscale lingerie store and asked the sales lady, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another lingerie store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner.
After a third unsuccessful try at another store, she became very distraught. She left the mall and drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The clerk looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"