Blonde Joke
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Today's Joke:

Hit a Lawyer

A man happens upon a friend and sees that his friend's car is wrecked and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt,and blood. He asks his friend, "What happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer." "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches, and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."

Killer Blonde

A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman. The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head. Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to Shoot. The blonde replies "Shut up stupid! You're next!"



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