Humor dump for the 'Jokes' Category

Stranded on a Island

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

A man is stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day, a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives on the island. She comes up to the man and says, “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?” “Ten years!” he answers. She reaches […]

confession

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “Tell me all of your sins, my daughter.”

“Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,” she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, “Take […]

Lawyer meets devil

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you,” the devil said.

“I’ll increase your income five-fold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is […]