Humor dump for the 'News Reports' Category

Herdsman Discovers Ancient Nerd

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

A Gibbleguts.com Science Exclusive

History Re-Written
The Scientific American journal reported this week that a Himalayan rabbit herder has inadvertently stumbled across the remains of what anthropologists believe to be a prehistoric nerd.
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California Highway Patrol shoots cyclist

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Strange News
The California Highway Patrol shot a cyclist? dead on the Bay Bridge. The cyclist was? carrying a sawed-off shotgun, two handguns and had his body wrapped in cellophane.
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Chinese cab drivers training for the Olympics

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

The Chinese government is giving their cab drivers in Beijing a crash course in English in order to prepare them for the upcoming 2008 Summer Olympics.
The following are just a few of of the handy dandy phrases they are learning…
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