Chinese cab drivers training for the Olympics »
The Chinese government is giving their cab drivers in Beijing a crash course in English in order to prepare them for the upcoming 2008 Summer Olympics.
The following are just a few of of the handy dandy phrases they are learning…
“Welcome to Beijing!”
“We are happy here and not politically oppressed.”
“Not whatsoever.”
“Well, perhaps a teeniest tiniest little bit.”
“Ow, I have been shot by the People’s Liberation Officer stationed beneath my seat.”
“No, I’ll be all right. Luckily, the bullet was stopped by my spine.”
“Have you ever slept with Madonna?”
“Those people running from the tank are merely in training.”
“In a recent poll, 95 per cent of Beijing’s residents wanted the 2008 Olympics. The other 5 per cent left the city in the middle of the night after beating themselves unconscious with bats.”
“Yes, I just ran over a beggar, but they like that.”
“No, those red splotches in Tiananmen Square are not blood. Hahahahahaha, I have never heard anything so funny! Hahahahahahahaha!”
“Well, maybe a few of them are blood.”
“Ow, I have been shot by the small Beijing Policeman residing in my glove compartment.”
“No, I feel fine. Luckily the bullet merely went through my head.”
“Bye! See you at the Olympics and please bring Madonna!”
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May 29th, 2007 at 5:12 am
Obviously never been to china
May 29th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Hi CG,
Hey no harm meant. All in good fun. If us Canadians took offense at every beaver,mounted police, eskimo, igloo, joke…we’d all be basket cases…eh? Come on loosen up…eh? It’s good to laugh at ourselves and each other…eh?
Bye for now…eh?
Dan ….eh?