Food for Thought The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is garlic breath.
Food for Thought Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it but the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get.
Food for Thought Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Food for Thought Never trust a dog to guard your food.
Food for Thought A censor is someone who views trashy TV all day, but does not get corrupted even though he is certain you would be.
Food for Thought Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
Food for Thought My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.