Food for Thought Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Food for Thought when there are Footprints on the moon
Food for Thought A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Food for Thought I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go… it makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
Food for Thought Closing all of your Facebook tabs before your boss gets there is like trying to put your keys in the door before the killer gets you!
Food for Thought If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood.
Food for Thought A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.