Food for Thought Closing all of your Facebook tabs before your boss gets there is like trying to put your keys in the door before the killer gets you!
Food for Thought If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood.
Food for Thought A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s because she changes it more often.
Food for Thought To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Food for Thought Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Food for Thought If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
Food for Thought Don’t sweat it God. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.