Food for Thought Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Food for Thought If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
Food for Thought Don’t sweat it God. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Food for Thought If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
Food for Thought You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
Food for Thought The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is garlic breath.