Food for Thought Don’t sweat it God. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Food for Thought If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.
Food for Thought You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
Food for Thought The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is garlic breath.
Food for Thought Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it but the longer you stay in the more wrinkled you get.
Food for Thought Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.