Food for Thought Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Food for Thought Never trust a dog to guard your food.
Food for Thought A censor is someone who views trashy TV all day, but does not get corrupted even though he is certain you would be.
Food for Thought Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
Food for Thought My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Food for Thought Next time you wave at someone, try to use all your fingers.
Food for Thought Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.