Halloween Game Gone Terribly Wrong
Bobbing for apples ends in tragedy for Cowboy Timmy.

As if tobacco companies didn’t have enough nicotine-stained alligators climbing up their asses, newly uncovered documents indicate that tobacco companies used candy cigarettes as a way to introduce young children to the joys of smoking/lung cancer. Of course, the major tobacco manufacturers vehemently deny such scurrilous accusations.

Not even little children are exempt from the money hooks of the Internal Revenue Service. Kids…if you see the IRS Halloween Division van…. run like hell! They’re take all your best candy and leave you with the peanuts and raisins.

Gibbleguts Reporter Magnumb Farce Goes Inside Madonna
With  unrest in Africa, an economic melt down in the U.S., and two wars raging in the Middle East the question right now on most peoples’ minds is, so how the heck is Madonna’s love life going since she and Guy what-his-name split up?