If that don’t put the dink in co-inky-dink, I don’t know what does. As you can see the news anchor bears an uncanny resemblance to the police sketch on the monitor.

A man is stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day, a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives on the island. She comes up to the man and says, “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?” “Ten years!” he answers. She reaches [...]

Unlike your average granny, this ol hipster really knows how to smoke it up. Watch as she swings her granny-junk all over the dance floor. Better put on your safety goggles if you don’t wanna lose an eye.