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Horny Turtle
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Now we know how Martha Stuart’s husband felt.
Having sex with a cold hard lifeless inanimate object.
Brrrrrr!

A while back I came across this billboard on the highway. It’s an ad
for a Septic tank company, and as you can see, their mascot is a